Tyra's breasts and my ebay obsession

Tyra's breasts are real! Yes that's right, she debunked that rumor, Girl (snaps)!!! on her national television talk show, TYRA. I've long thought that Tyra is an alien simply moonlighting as a bigheaded supermodel. Check out the REAL story on her REAL boobs....

http://tv.yahoo.com/news/ap/20050921/112733628000.html

A Burning Question..... Why does it always smell like toe-jam and shitty asscrack on the New York Subway system?

I have an ebay obsession. I get on there and start spending money like a crackhead. I sit there and micromanage my bids like Wile E Coyote stalking the oblivious road runner. I am crazy. I bought a vintage coach bag a month ago and paid waaaay too much for it. The thing smells like granny's 16th century funky dusty hope chest. I totally deserve what I get when I mess around on ebay like that, but still...this bag STINKS.