Cackling Witch!!!

I'm hoping my social life will pick up soon. I feel like I am the last of my "old time" friends who is single. Which is completely fine on its face, but not good for my friday night good time, ya know?!?! I either, 1. have to hatch an evil plan to break up all my friends and their boyfriends so I will have someone to go drink with...or 2. concoct myself a nice young man to spend time with on cold, autumn nights. Number 1 is far more Erika Kane-like and sinister, I'm rubbing my hands together right now cackling like a madwoman. And number 2, is far more likely. Considering the fact that I don't want to have to be the lying ass double agent consoling said friends through breakups that may or may not have been caused by a selfish, conniving prankster. This evidence will self destruct in t-minus 5, 4, 3, 2....