Also Gone Missing: Madge's hernia

Something else went missing, but I wouldn't check Africa for this piece of american pop...unless you want trouble at airport security trying to bring it back. Madonna, "Like an Oldster (thanks Taaffe!)" Almost lost part of her internal organs at the Grammy's last week, trying to gyrate herself back into relevance.

It seems Madge had a hernia. Read more at Eonline